If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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