Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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