white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Found the puke drawer
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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