Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
