Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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