Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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