Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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