awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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