How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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