i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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