I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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