He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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