in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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