He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Randomize