Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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