I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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