I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
