Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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