it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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