It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You are a genius and a whore.
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