I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Still dying that you shit outside
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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