Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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