We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
