i just wanna soil my oats bro
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
PANTIES FOUND
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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