This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
tell me about the fingering
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