I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize