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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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