i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it glows. i had to have it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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