i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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