My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I need to align my fucking chakras
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