My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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