Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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