is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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