Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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