it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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