His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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