Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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