I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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