we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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