I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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