Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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