Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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