she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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