How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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