I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
