so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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