apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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