I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
The Olympian is in my bed
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