Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
