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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.

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(314): View more from Missouri

There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.

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(514): View more from Quebec

We had to coat check the pizza.

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(660): View more from Missouri

So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.

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(614): View more from Ohio

walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard

(973): View more from New Jersey

omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you

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