do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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