Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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