is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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