When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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