Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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