is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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