threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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