Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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