she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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