ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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